if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
(Source: hunterandrewpence, via thecowardlydreamer)
imagine right before you fall asleep you get to see previews to 3 dreams and then you get to decide which dream you want for that night.
when you genuinely like and care for someone but can’t express it without being weird
(Source: ghastley, via wearedisastersinthemaking)
I’m pretty simple. I like hand holding and rough sex.
(Source: fightclubxoxo, via wearedisastersinthemaking)
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.I can’t not reblog this